The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
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do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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the fact that kids feel physically ill and have mental breakdowns at the very idea of going to school should be a clue to some people that maybe something isnt fucking right
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whats the html code for a social life
<go> </outside>
404 error
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- What I actually say: I find serial killers interesting.
- What other people hear: I am a serial killer.
